What arrives
Your shirt, printed to order — plus 5 free Signal Cards in every package. A hello takes thirty seconds of courage — short, kind, and easy.
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Keep your standards and your sense of humor. This raccoon graphic tee is for coffee runs, casual plans, and anyone who refuses to treat being single as a problem to solve.
Single & not settling. One unimpressed raccoon, one cup of coffee, zero compromises. Vintage-wash print on black. — Bella + Canvas 3001, printed to order. Every order ships with 5 free Signal Cards.
Available in Black. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
Before you order: Compare the garment measurements with a favorite piece you already own to help choose your size.
Printed to order in the US — production about 2–5 business days, most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days. Free US shipping over $50. Defect or wrong item? Replaced free within 30 days. Full detail: Shipping & Returns page.
Your shirt, printed to order — plus 5 free Signal Cards in every package. A hello takes thirty seconds of courage — short, kind, and easy.
One small mark, understood across the room.