What arrives
Your shirt, printed to order — plus 5 free Signal Cards in every package. A hello takes thirty seconds of courage — short, kind, and easy.
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Make staying in part of the plan. This cat graphic crewneck sweatshirt is for the homebody who would choose the couch over another night of small talk.
Unattached. Unbothered. Home by nine. One smug cat, one couch, zero plans — the official uniform of a perfect evening in. Vintage-wash print on black. — Gildan 18000 fleece crewneck, printed to order. Every order ships with 5 free Signal Cards.
Available in Black. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
Before you order: Compare the garment measurements with a favorite piece you already own to help choose your size.
Printed to order in the US — production about 2–5 business days, most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days. Free US shipping over $50. Defect or wrong item? Replaced free within 30 days. Full detail: Shipping & Returns page.
Your shirt, printed to order — plus 5 free Signal Cards in every package. A hello takes thirty seconds of courage — short, kind, and easy.
One small mark, understood across the room.